switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
uHM I SEE A PROBLEM HERE ???? //?/???? ??????? ???????
And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
kinda fucked up that youre accusing a little kid, probably 4 or 5, of having intentions of making “sexual advancements”, dont you think?? do they even know what sex is???
also if you look closely youll notice he actually told her to slap him, as he pats his cheek right before she does it
This little boy who you are accusing of being a sexual predator has quick enough wit to take advantage of a sport stadium’s kiss cam and make a two staged joke than you have sense to watch a single gif and make sense of it. Congratulations, a 5 year old is smarter than you.